David & Victoria Beckham

(This dream was recorded on 23 June 2005)

I have finished work at mid-day. While walking home. I wonder how I’ll kill the rest of my day. Maybe I can stop by at my friend’s bakery (my childhood girlfriend) to catch up with her. It’s only a thought though. We’ve been friends ever since we were kids, but my life has changed so much yet hers hasn’t. Although I am always happy to see her, I don’t find that many topics we can actually talk about.

As I walk, I hear a voice from behind saying “there is a hole in your stockings!” and some laughs. I instantly go pale and my breathe stops as I think it’s me. I am wearing a dark grey business suit with a short skirt above my knee and of course long stockings. I turn around and try to check where the hole is. “It’s not you. It’s her!” The guys behind me is laughing.

Now I realise that it’s the girl in front of me he is laughing at. There is a huge hole from top to bottom in her stockings. However, she acts as if she doesn’t hear anything and keeps walking with her head high.

I walk past a dancing ball. I stop for a second and think if I should go in as I have plenty of time. However, being alone and wearing a business suit doesn’t make me feel too good as everyone else is wearing appropriate dancing dress and with people they know. I stay in the dancing ball for a few minutes just to see what’s happening. As nobody talks to me, I don’t feel in a party mood and leave.

I am on a busy street now and hear all the bustling and hustling. As I turn into a corner, I see Victoria Beckham and one of her young boys riding a toy horse. There are two of those toy horses at the corner. They seem very happy and I hear her talking to her son in a high pitch voice.

I somehow learn that she lives in the house at the corner. And the reason they bought this house in the city centre is because they love these two toy horses on the street as her boys love them.

I am invited to visit her house. Apparently they bought two houses and converted them into one. There are two middle aged women who are obviously their housekeepers. They look very reliable and trustworthy people who would not sell the Beckham’s stories to magazines for money. I see David Beckham in the garden playing with a water hose.

I notice they have a few pets - a dog, a cat, a black warthog and a gigantic black star fish. The star fish would be about 80 square meters and takes most of the ground area. I am thinking: “Hmm, rich people do have some eccentric tastes!”

I note that hubby is there too. Apparently he has already been there by the time I arrive. It’s kind of funny hubby and I meet at Beckham’s without proper arrangement. He is more at home than me at the Beckhams as if he’s been there for a while or been there before.

I am a little curious as to how hubby end up being at the Beckham’s. Somehow I am told that the Beckhams hired a secret agent to look for a sperm donor who must be good-looking, smart and intelligent. In the end, hubby was the only one that could meet their criterion. I am thinking: haven’t they got enough children of their own? Perhaps Victoria doesn’t think her husband is smart enough? or, does she want to use a sperm donor to attempt a baby girl?

Next we are in the woods behind their house. Two body guards are playing with a volleyball. Victoria tell them that she wants to join them and play. I gather she’s never played volleyball before and just wants to have some fun. The two body guards throw the ball to her very hard and she catches the ball accurately with both of her wrists and the ball bounces into the air. She manages to do that so well while she is wearing high-heel sandals. As she is on short pants, I notice she has beautiful long legs. I think she is a very talented woman and definitely a fast learner. Another conclusion that comes into my mind is that: She is a very determined woman and she can almost learn anything instantly.